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طنز فاخر ریاست جمهوری با زیرنویس انگلیسی (Political)
Posted 9 months ago by
Ali Sorena    
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سلااااااام ژنرال علی کامیار خان کبیر هستم از برنامه سوژه یاب در خدمت شما هستیم امیدوارم از این قسمت از برنامه لذت ببرید
Hellllllloo I am general haj ali satisfied khane big from soozhe yab barname to serve you. i hope to enjoy alot this ghesmat

جناب اقای ریاست جمهور یه مقاله ای چاپ کردن با این مضمون
Mr.president chap an maghale with this mazmoon


در ادامه جملات داخل پرانتز از مقاله ایشان گرفته شده است
dar continue all jolme in () come as president maghale




اما به قول معروف چه بسیار دیدیم وضعیت هایی بدتر از وضعیت فعلی ایران
but by ghole maroof i saw badtar condition az candition fe'li iran

از معروف درباره علت این سخنان پریسدیم که چرا گفته است
we asked az Saeed Famous about this shiiityyy sokhanan why he gofte?






الان خدا رو شکر به لطف سرور های موقت اکانت همه بچه ها پر گلد و ریال و رنگارنگ
thanks god for movaghat servers, baby account are full of gold rial and rangarang

بله رنگارنگ زیاد داریم ولی گلد و ریال نه یه بستش تقدیم به شما
yes we have rangarang but not rial and gold, one baste taghdim to you





دولت چشمی به این دارایی شما نداره اما توقع کمک و همکاری رو دارم
government dont have eye to your darayi but we have tavagho your help

تصویری از چشم نداشته دولت به دارایی پلیر ها
image of dolat blind cheshm to players darayi






اولا از همه میخوام مدتی تا ثبات وضعیت به طور رایگان داخل کارخونه های ارگ کار کنید میدونم که این کار ضرری متحمل اکانت شما نمیشه
i ask all players to work like donkey for orgs karkhoone, i know you wont zarar

ورکی که رییس جمهور میزنه در مقایسه با ورکی که توقع داره بقیه مردم براش بزنن
the work that mr.president hit in moghayese with the work he tavagho from others to hit





بخش دوم برنامه اقتصادی ارشال کمک های مردمی به ارگ هرکس به مقدار توانش به صورت دونیت برای ایران ارگ ارسال کنه
next 2 eghtesadi plan ershhhhhhhhal mardomi helps to org in hade tavan in form of donate

لبیک مردم به دعوت رییس جمهور
labeyk people to invitation of rayis jomhoor








دو سال گذشته تیم دولت در سمت راست در مقایسه با 6 ماهه گذشته تیم ما
last 2 years dolat team in the moghayese with 6 month our team





سخن پایانی با ریاست جمهوری
last sokhan to Mr.President
تا برای کسی تب نکنی کسی برات نمیمیره
until do not tab to a body, their wont mordan for you



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